marieduplessis:
“holy shit
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marieduplessis:

holy shit

Anonymous said:
Don't you work at 7/11? When's free slushie day?

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

Basically…it’s every day that I’m working cause I let people steal

toastpotent:

smallrat36wagon:

thoroughbreds2017:

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am so obsessed with this little interaction in the comments of some buzzfeed article…like i dont know what this means but its literally love

its awesome andnkind your soul is a flutter even if its just lust or lonelyness eating away at you it catapults new emotions and itneractions you clock in and praya cute person approaches you and enagges eith you because itd be a douboe duty, getting paid to talk to someone mayeb a new friend your hands bundle i njoy as the skie rips apart and the whorish beak of grys snaps and caws without regard and all on your birthday.

i call this poem working on yoir birthday and complimenting the gay couple with matching disney tees yhat further their gay relationship into the physical manifestation.

ok

wokebaedannyelfman:

judge: i sentence you to life in prison for a seemingly impossible amount of heinous crimes. do you have anything you wish to say

me: *taps mic* you are just mad because you are angry

Anonymous said:
having fun? whore.

pukicho:

Yeah! Thanks man!

rcktpwr:

dick fell off at the gym again. you know how it is

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